The Real L Word Season 2

Anon: When your girlfriend is sick...

So i went to bed last night feeling all good, maybe i was going to get lucky!...

I could tell my girl was sick but i didn't really care much, when i don't get what i want, i tend to toss and turn to get her attention, let of small coughs and sighs. As she turned over to see to me i instantly had a happy feeling, she said.. "baby, whats wrong?.. are you feeling a bit... fidgety? let me ease you before i go to bed" ... I thought, fuck yes! i must have the best girlfriend out!

As she started to climb on top of me, kissing on my neck i felt a wet patch.. or something with a bit of moisture or my neck?.. i swear she hadn't licked my neck (she wasn't the one to do that).. As she went further and further down the wet patch tended to follow her...

Curious to know what it was i lifted my hand and wiped my body, i said "babe, what is this gooey shit on me!?".. She said "babe, look... you really need to stop squirming and kicking up a fuss when you don't get any!.. i am sick and i am sure you know that.. we also ran out of tissues today, i told you to get some more"

Oh how i love getting used as my girlfriends personal tissue but, hey. I have learned not to complain when she is sick.. Now and then she uses her tongue to freak me out but baby, i know what is snot and what is not!

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Story sent from Perth, WA

Anonymous: I'm a Shitty Wingman!...

I am indeed the shittiest wingman out!

I have now resulted to finding other ways other than Facebook to get the word out about my mate. I was going to use Out Sauce but then thought, shit. My mate would be like "who are these random girls adding me... jerk"

I wont tell you much about her because then there would be nothing to talk about, but she is looking for girls around 22 to early 30's.

I do call on her to save me from my life's fears and if the blinds fall down or any other household dramas. I personally think she is a laugh and a half and definitely worth a try/chat.

Comment on this or leave an email with "The Word" and we will see what happens!

- Skiwi Gurl -

Skiwi Gurl.. Thats me.

Although none of you are supposed to know me... some of you might! But.. this is where i talk, dribble and confess all!

So if you want to know where i am currently, try good old Perth!..

My thoughts right now... Out Sauce.. Pretty sweet...
I dont tend to take part in any of the discussions.. not shy or anything, just like to sit back and watch!.. watch the comments, stories and the confessions! You know,"i like walks on the beach and stuff" and "i slept with my brothers girlfriend".

Ok, to end this post i would like to shout-out to everyone who was at "The Court" pride weekend.. also to Rachel, i don't know your last name however it was nice to meet a new friend, even if i do push in at the ATM line and lie about knowing you before i introduced myself, you chatted to me anyways and supported my cheeky push in.... much appreciated babes!

Guys remember if you have something to say, email me to post it!
Anonymous or as you!.. i can keep a secret and so can the other tossers from "The Word"
the.word17@gmail.com

Learn about me and let everyone know about you :)

Later Girls,

Skiwi Gurl xx